Hollyweird key art: Dex Shutter with his camera on a palm-lined street, the parody celebs behind him, the HOLLYWEIRD sign on the hill.
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Open-world parody · PC (Windows) · free test build, auto-updates

The game

Get revenge on the phony people.

Hollyweird's so-called celebrities have kidnapped regular people to pad out their entourages. You're Dex Shutter, a paparazzo with nothing to lose and a camera full of receipts. Bust the hostages out, then humiliate the phonies until their follower counts crash.

Aerial view of downtown Hollyweird
An open cityPalm-lined avenues, strip malls, Bling Hills mansions and the HOLLYWEIRD sign on the hill. Grab a car and go.
Everything breaksOver 500 destructible things: towers, palms, lamps, billboards, mansion walls. Property value: 0.
Rob the phoniesKnock one down and press F to lift their swag. Their bodyguards will have notes.
They curse, we bleepThe celebs swear like it's an awards-show afterparty. The game beeps every word.
First or third personPress V. Bobblehead egos look even bigger up close.

The Humiliation Kit

No weapons. Just consequences.

Nobody gets hurt in Hollyweird, except reputations. Every tool leaves a mark the phonies have to wear in their next post.

Dex with a pool noodle next to two parody celebs outside Vitamin Waterish
1FistsA classic for a reason.
2Pool noodleFoam justice.
3Inflatable flamingoBonk, but tropical.
4Squirt gunHold to drench. Ruins blowouts.
5Cream pieThrow it. Obviously.
6CameraFlash, post, watch the ratio.
7ShaverA fresh stripe they didn't book.
8Tattoo gunPHONY. FLOP. MID. Permanent.
9Poop bagDelivered with love.
0ScissorsSnip the ego (and the outfit).
GBreakaway guitarKRANG! Bar-fight approved.

The phonies

Famous for being famous.

Any resemblance to real public figures is the joke. Every one of them is a fictional bobblehead caricature.

The parody cast lined up on a Hollyweird street

Fifteen Cent

Boss · The Me-Unit Compound

Mogul, rapper and owner of an ocean of off-brand Vitamin Waterish. Lives behind gold walls with a "Me-Unit" of bodyguards. His future holds one empty autograph table.

Emand M's

Rust Row (coming soon)

"Detroit!" "Eight Miles!" Challenge him to a rap battle, and at half Clout his alter ego Skim Shady splits off to help.

Peeper Dingleberry

Prestige TV royalty

Will monologue at you about wine, the craft and his dragon show. At length. Bring a pie.

Anya Taylor-Annoy

Professional middle-distance starer

Has never once blinked on camera. Every red carpet is a chess match only she knows about.

Ariana Venti

Whistle-note emergency

One ponytail, eleven octaves, a hoodie that could house a family. Hits notes only paparazzi drones can hear.

Mark Bufalow

Big green method actor

Gets furious when you spoil the movie. He spoiled it first, on a podcast, by accident, again.

Missions

Two jobs. Zero respect.

Fifteen Cent's pool deck with a giant golden rubber duck

Mission 1

The Me-Unit Compound

  1. Crash the gate of Fifteen Cent's gold-trimmed mansion.
  2. Free the hostages from his Me-Unit bodyguards.
  3. Drain his Clout meter with the Humiliation Kit until his followers crash.
AnbremoChrome gala key art: balloon arch, kale fountain, a celeb gagging on hot sauce

Mission 2

AnbremoChrome (it's kale)

  1. Crash the phonies' secret "youth elixir" gala.
  2. Spike the $9,000 kale-smoothie fountain with hot sauce.
  3. Flash-photograph the guests and pop the FOREVER YOUNG ego arch.

Screens

Welcome to Hollyweird.

In-engine captures from the current test build. Work in progress.

Download

Play the test build.

Windows 10/11, about 230 MB. Install once and it keeps itself up to date: every launch grabs the newest build first.

Checking the latest build...

1
Open PowerShell
Start menu, type PowerShell, press Enter.
2
Paste this and press Enter
irm https://dl.hollyweird.co/install.ps1 | iex
3
Play from the desktop
A Hollyweird shortcut appears. Launch from it and you're always on the latest build.

The launcher is a small script, so Windows may warn you. Choose More info, then Run anyway.